The Mother: If he proposes to-day, tell him he must speak to me. If he doesn't propose tell him I want to speak to him. Teacher: Johnny, how often do you wauf me to speak to you? Johnny: I'll leave it till to you, teacher. You know what is )>«3t. William: Did the baby come from Heaven, ma? Mamma: Yes, dear. William: 1 say, 'inn, that kid didn't know when he was well oil', did lie? Diner: Waiter, this chop is very nnu'l. Waiter (a raw hand): Yes, sir; but you will find it will take a good while to eat it.
at the expense ot I'nnce ur AUVrbgen, who is a great : Italian architecture, "Wlifii il was fin ishod, tlie church was taken to piece! again and packed in thousands of num berctl oases for transportation to Eicli wnld. At 'this place in Austria- it \v<ii eventually rebuilt, and then ' ' to fHc inhabitants as a free „ the Prince,
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Taranaki Daily News, Volume LI, Issue 308, 24 December 1908, Page 3
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159Page 3 Advertisements Column 5 Taranaki Daily News, Volume LI, Issue 308, 24 December 1908, Page 3
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