MUST GUT IT ANYHOW.

Taranaki Daily News, Volume LI, Issue 281, 21 November 1908, Page 3

MUST GUT IT ANYHOW.

John, said }li>. Atwood, thought lully, ••cY,-.-,|,„i|y i„ society appear!, to UiiiiK ail uttlul Jul' hi jjene.il'Mri- these days." ' ° § "Jennie what?" cxiliiinied .lolui, lookins u(> li-nui his evening paper. "Genealogy," repeated Mr*. Atwo-,,1 "U hat's iliat?'' "J don't exactly know," replied Mi's, Alwood, but I think il's a tree of sonic kind, At least, i heard some Indies refer to it as a family tree." "Well, what of it';" lie asked. "Why, it seems to be a sort of fa 1, you know, and .everyone who is anyone lias to have one, 1 suppose.'' one, then,- he said, irritably, "liny the best ,me in town and have the bill sent to me, but don't bothei me with the details of that affair, lie', one, and stiek it up in the conservatory, if you want one, and if it isn't too large. "But, 1 don't know anything about them." "■Find oul, ami if it's too large for the conservatory, stick it up on th< lawn, and, if that, ain't big enough, I'll , ' lO "ext plot in order to make room, Th-ey can't any of thorn fly am higher than we can, and, if it comes to ii cju-vst>*m ui trees, I'll buy a whuli orc!iar<l for you." I J Niill .-he hesitated. | I '' 111" tilt"l i*, -Id!))!,'' rile ill j last, "J don't ju-1. know where to go 1 f«»r Riivtliinjr i lt ttint line. Where <\» J they kfi-p tin* familv troor, ;ml all *w}\ things'/"

''\\liat do yon si]|i|itise I Uimw aluml it? lit l exi-laimed. "You're lnnniie; IV.fashion (-Mil (if tliis e<t;iMM!in:-nl. and I don't witni t„ ]„. Im-Ji, ; ,t,.mi ii. if the llovisl 0:11111.it icii you on- r'lin-r about it, limit up mm'-tv mail and phu-e your order with him." Fractienl Yankee: "Well, ves, sir. I B' vc "I 1 t» yon. -Shakespeare was «, o'- nm -; lint lie didn't kinder seem t-i pnt, it in jii'iietit-iil u<e. Never benefited ! i oivilwition with a iviKliina; miclilno, 'nor a patent tiiniin-ixvl.-r, n:)r a;i>.; thing of that sort. Still, lie was H smart man." The wheelbarrow \ h a Chinese incei lion. A c!'iiinn>;iirii('diiiit!e, V-fo.v ii .. or lately finished passes through the htm-U ' vt 13 wi'knicu,