When a judge was giving his charge to tile jury in n lmrprlarv case one of llu' ivirymiMi. fainted. His lonl*liip hn<l just" Sit'iil. impressively: " (li'iitlonu'i' (If tlic jury, you must, takf the statements of the witnesses for (lie defence into consideration, and give tliem full wfifjlit.'* Then the juryman swooned away. He was a coal-dealer!
>itid n g'l'ocer to tin l liny, i; what. have you diiii'j: tlic liiii-k viiiiin so Ion"?" _ " I was ii-])ickin' llio ilea.! »"t. <" Iho <Srit-i! currants, sir." replied -lames. You were." replied the grocer, with inm-li . "An' your father to.il mo tlial tic tlioii.ulit you w>'<' for Hie firncfiv Ipiimiioss. Nun liail 'liott"i >tiiilv h.v itic ministry, .'lame-.''
Fail- Soprani" (iiiiviiif! linUlii'il lier trial): "Do vou tliink my voice will 1111 1110 lirtll ?" Crim JlanajjiM-: " I fear it would have Jli't the ofyosllc effect."
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Taranaki Daily News, Volume LI, Issue 270, 7 November 1908, Page 3
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140Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 Taranaki Daily News, Volume LI, Issue 270, 7 November 1908, Page 3
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