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Taranaki Daily News, Volume LI, Issue 258, 24 October 1908, Page 3

Mrs. Tirindle: Sow, Mary, I want you to Ito careful. This in some T( 'ry " l; ' talde limni—ilk'om in the family for over iwo hundred years, ami-- Mary: A'l, sure, ma'am, 'you needn't worry. 1 won't tell a <oul. and it looks as good as new, anyway. llussel, of tlie " Scotsman your hair is y!" saiil llussel to a irieu.l. "Yes. hut' there's plenty of it, ut lea-t.'' iookine' at (lie edil's licail.ii Sahara of baldness, •• Oil. yes." added lie; '•you see mine preferred death lo dishonour." Hostess: Why didn't yon liriiifj Captain Splasher with yon'r Captain Tlolson: Duly. Mrs. ( lul terliuek. We couldn't 1)01 li tret away, so we tossed up for it. ]|o.-,tc.s*: And vnii von? Captain llolsou: Xo-I lost! " Many a man has, by simple economy, laid the foundation of a fortune." '•Yes." answered the man who doesn't lijrnre closely: "hut hy t.lie time yo.i i;ct your fortune yon are so liable to he grounded ill haliits of economy that you won't enjoy spcudinir the money.'' -Magistrate (sternly): Didn t 1 tdi you the hist time you were here I never wanted you fo come iieinie mo apiin? Prisoner: Yes. *ir: hut 1 coird not, make tlie po]it'C believe it. l'anililiu'.' Wastries: I was rohhed last nijrhl. and T reckon that about ar ticles Were stolen from me. EvcryUon!.' I had in tlie world. Policeman: h'iftvthree articles? TSamlilina' V.'a'v.'le?: Yet; a packet of cards and ;i corkscrew.