■Saplcigli: A b'wick fell from a building two year- ago and knocked me sense-le-s. '.Miss C anstii|He: Indeed! And does your physician think von will ever get over it? ■ "Ou your trip abroad, see any wonderful old ruins?" hN i\slle|t "Yes." she replied archly, "and guess what*" "Well?'' "One of them wanted lo many me.' "What: is synonym, .lames?" asked the teacher. " It's a word you can use when you don't know how to spell the I one you thought of first," replied -limmy cheerfully. She: If a man loves his wife as mu :h as she loves him, lie will stop wasting his money oil. cigars if she asks him. lie: Yes, but if his wife loves him as much as she ought to love a man who loves her enough lo stop it if she avks him. she won't ask liiui.
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Taranaki Daily News, Volume LI, Issue 258, 24 October 1908, Page 3
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143Page 3 Advertisements Column 2 Taranaki Daily News, Volume LI, Issue 258, 24 October 1908, Page 3
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