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Taranaki Daily News, Volume LI, Issue 184, 25 July 1908, Page 4

The IT£!,3raious .Reinaeely for Consumption

BRONCHITIS and PNEUMONIA Cured by HEARNE'B BRONCHITIS CURB :—ln Septer s 3 years, contracted Measl.., .. r was attacked by Bronchitis, ] tion of the Lungs, She was attei any qualified doctor of high standing, bu it was not successful in arresting the p™ c Jay, the 21st October, suaded by a (tend to obtajn Hearne's Bronchitis Cure, with its auxiliat-y medicine for the Fever and Congestion of the Lungs, as directed in the Catalogue of Medicines which accompanies each bottle oi the Bronchitis Cure,. I gave the medicine as directed, and ther« BMMHHBfI free from the Pneumonia, Congestion, Cough, Pain and Fever, and was well, except that she was still weak. In a fortnight she was quite recovered, and Is now in ' r. Any pe Polio Station, Geelong East, Feb. 5, 1908.

BRONCHITIS. senate Rallef-Effact Wondarfkil. ne. Sir,—l was very HI with Influ s of this statement by publishing it for the benemanity generally. Yours most respectfully. THOMAS R. TREZISE,

eWai*6 Of ImitaitlOns! The great success of HEARNE'S Bronchitis Oure has Induced a number of unprincipled persons to make imitations, each calling; his medicine "Bronchitis Oure," with the object of deceiving the unsuspecting;, and so getting a sale for an imitation which has none of the beneficial effects that HEARNE'S Bronchitis Oure has. Consequently it has become necessary to draw your attention to this fact, and to reaueat you in your own interests to be particular to ask for HEARNE'S, and see that you get It

HEARNES BRONCHITIS CURE, Small Size, 26; Large Size, 4/6- Sold by all Chemists and Medicine Vendors, and bv the Proprietor, W. 0. HEARNE, Chemist, Geelor.gr, Victoria. Forwarded to any Address, when not obtainable locally. NOTICE- Hearne's Bronchitis Cure No. 1 a does NOT contain any Morphia or any Opium whatever. It Is equally beneficial \ tor the youngest child and the most aged person. NEW ZEALAND BRANCH OFFICE, No. 11, FIRST FLOOR, HUME'S BUILDINGS, WELLINGTON.

"Have you," asked the, judge of a recently convicted man, "anything to offer the Court before sentence is pass"No, -vow honour," replied the prisoner; "'my lawyer took my last farthing."

Visitor: "You call this scene ' Summer' but the leaves are all on the ground, instead or on the trees." D'Auber: "They were On the trees, but the picture got such a, withering criticism from tho committee that they curled up and fell off."

"You seem much upset, my pood man," remarked the curate, who happened to call when Murkie was laying down the law somewhat emphatically to his family circle. "Hupset?" bellowed Murkie; should think lam hupset. Our blcsesd kid's just set 'isself on fire, an' Mowed if the missus 'ere ain't bin an' put lin out with my pot o* beer, an' me stonybroke, too."

The, knack of looking at the bright side of things was never developed to such perfection as ill the case of a man who, after a railway accident, telegraphed to his friend's wife: ° " Your husband killed in railway accident; bead, both arms, and both legs cut off." . . But later this correction was received: "First report exaggerated; your busband killed; head and legs cut off, but only one arm."

The play was not by any means brilliant, nnd'obvionsly the man was bored. Suddenly he leaped to his feet. _ " I heard an alarm o£ Arc," he saul. '1 must go and see where it is." His wife, whose hearing was less acute, made way for him in silence, and he disappeared. . "It wasn't fire after all," he said on his return. .. "Nor water either," said his wile, coldly.

According to the Xew York correspondent of Hit- London SnnvUiiiiin.t.lo jockeys iu thai city are making an effort to draw the colour-lino. A voiinß tte.itoni neoro. .T. Loo. recently went to NewYork to ride, and it was announced Hint the white jockeys intended Riving him a liud time of it." However, the stewards and the I'inkertons got hold of the little conspiracy, and so far Lee, who is a fine rider, has not been interfered with. Personally, he seems to be aide to take care of himself, as meeting Jockey NicoH he said, " See lieah, you Nicoll, I hcahas how you'se goin' to put me over de rails. Wall, I don't want no trouble on (lis track, but if y°" or any of you white, boys try to hurt dis heali coon, lie meets you on'tsiile and twists every bone in you' body, see."