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Taranaki Daily News, Volume LI, Issue 54, 22 February 1908, Page 3

" Alter all." said Simpson, " ii\ a true -ayin;; that ' lie laughs West who |;i>l Not at nil." replied Sanwoii. - Tin- really true saying i<: 'He lic-t u hose laiijjli lasts.' " Mrs. lincon: "I see that nearly onelialf of the lisli caught in the Indian divan to a species nut herc'ojore cler-cribeil in any liook. Mrs. licit: •' That IIHI-I l>c where inv liu-liand .mi's lishing!'' Cusidiner: "What iliil yon think of the I'ishop's -erituni on Sunday. Mr. Wig-div?" "Well, really, -.ii-rtherf was a pent in front o' Hie 'ail his 'air parted that crooked I couldn't 'ear a word." Teacher: Willie, why don't you keep V!, 11 r hair eoiuliedV Willie: (ause \ ain't /ot no comli. Teacher: Why clon't yini a"sk your iiiainnia to liny you one; Willie: 'l'ause then I'd have, to keep my I,air eoinlied. At iirst sijjlit it seem- brutally n.ijust tliat a uia 11 should lie lined ."is ~c cause, a policeman overheard him say in./ "Bless von. my l"ve: I've found viiii at last." The damning poinl was ih.it he ura« savin;; it t<> Hie lamp-posl. Unions consiiino twice as much meat p. i head as thev did twenty years ;!».>.