dimson: wnat became or that man who- had twenty-seven medals for saving people from drowning'!" Dock Worker: "Ho fell in one day when he had them all on, and the weight of 'em (■lnner: "Helene's father said you were .rip; to the dogs since you bought that .notov car. Any truth in the report?" Cogger: "Hardly! The dogs are coming to me. Han down a dozen yesterday." Minister: "Yes, children, we all have Ix'sctting sins. So have I, like the rest. Now what do you suppose is my besetting sin?" Bright hoy: "Talking."
Headache, Indigestion and Constipation. 0 . WSi IMPOBTANT DISOOVBBY. It will Interest sufferers to know that a valuable medicine, called Frootoids, has been discovered, which is now completely curing each of tile above-named complaints. Frootoids are elegant in appearance, and pleasant to take, and, what is of the utmost importance, are thoroughly reliable in affording quick relief. You do not require to go on taking them for a prolonged period, as is necessary with some medicines, which even then are mostly disappointing; you simply take a dose of Frootoids when ill and repeat the dose if necessary, but generally one dose is quite effective. Frootoids are immensely more valuable than an ordinary aperient, In s; far that they not only act as an aperient, but do remove from the blood, tissues, and internal organs all the waste poisonous matter that Is clogging them and choking the channels that lead to and from them. The beneficial effects of Frootoids are evident at ouce by the disappearance of headache, the head becoming clear, and a bright, cheery sense of perfect health taking the place of sluggish, depressed feelings, by the liver acting properly, and by the food being properly digested, e 9 Frootoids are the proper aperient medicine to take when any Congestion or Blood Poison is present, or when Congestion of the Brain or Apoplexy is present or threatening. They havibeen tested, and have been proved to afford quick relief io such cases when other aperient! have not done any good at all. It is M the utmost impor-' tauce that this should be borne In mind, for in such cases to take an or-1 diuary aperient is to waste time and permit of a serious illness becoming
Frootoids act splendidly on the liver, and quickly cure bilious attacks that nnliuilious pills mnko worse. Many po.-.i'.!,' iiavo boon made sick and 111 liy ;. : ■ :'!; 0 , lf . pm s t ua t could have 1 ' ' 1 'it once by Frootoids, J' 1 '- '■; ' ' ■• >f ;illow themselves to ■/;:■' ":, trading a medicinetnkiiig !m !>eing persuaded to take dully ,!.. -.i-itli each meal of socalled imlifjv.,. ~,i cures that do NOT liure.® Frootoids have been subjected to extensive tests, and have in every case proved successful in completely curing the complaints named. A constipated habit of body wll. be completely cured if the patient will on each occasion, when Buffering, take a close of Frootoids, instead of an ordinary aperient; by so doing, the patient will require doses only at longer intervals, and will so become quite independent of the necessity of taking any aperiont medicine. Frootoids are only now being placed on the Außtralian market, consequently you may at present have a difficulty in getting them from your local chemist or storekeeper; but ask for them, and if you cannot get them at once, Bend stamps or postal note for price, i/6, to W. G. Hoarne, Chemist. Geelong, and a bottle of them will be immediately forwarded to you post free. Chemists, s storekeepers, and « wholesalers can now obtain wholesale supplies from W. G. Hearne, Chemist,
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Taranaki Daily News, Volume L, Issue 61, 12 October 1907, Page 4
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601Page 4 Advertisements Column 1 Taranaki Daily News, Volume L, Issue 61, 12 October 1907, Page 4
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