Page 3 Advertisements Column 3

Taranaki Daily News, Volume L, Issue 60, 21 September 1907, Page 3

im affectionate butcher." ironworker having had the worst 1 argument with a friend, decided it even with him. Waiting, thereuntil his enemy had retired to rest night, lie approached his street and knocked loudly to awaken Opening the bedroom window, the hurriedly inquired what the noise all about. "Why," replied the inman, "one of your windows is wide " "Which one?" '•Why, the one have your he "■■■- - D '"; went away, salislicdwith y wile has been pestering mu .".i ui me to get her an easy She's always nagging, about thing, and if it isn't a chair, it'll mieihing else, and it's hardly worth i getting one; but still, I thought rop in, so as to see what you- had. 1 be sure to ask. Furniture dealer: . sir, is a chair so perfectly easy comfortable that she'll fall'asleep iuinute she touches it. Customer: ove! I'll take it! r of a 'bus pulled up to rscs, but one of them reto drink. The man in the road, vor, insisted on offering the pail a d lime, and, on the horse, again ing his head away, the driver"obd, with a sarcastic voice, to his "Try hjui with a cigar,'*