THE DOG IT WAS THAT DIED.
'"Halloa, Pat, I hear your dog is dead." "'lt is." '•"Was it a lapdog?" "Yes, it would lap anything." "What did it die of!" ' ; lt died of a Tuesday." "I mean, how did it "die?" ' ft died on its back." *'l mean, how did the dog meet its death?" "It didn't meet its death: its death overtook it." ' I want to know what was the complaint ?" No complaint. Everyone for miles around was satisfied ■' "I wish to know how did it occur?*' "The dog was no cur; it was a thor-ougli-bred animal." ••Tell me what disease did the JO" die of?" ° He went to fight a circular saw." "What was the result :" '•The dog only lasted one round."
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Taranaki Daily News, Volume L, Issue 60, 5 August 1907, Page 4
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124THE DOG IT WAS THAT DIED. Taranaki Daily News, Volume L, Issue 60, 5 August 1907, Page 4
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