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Taranaki Daily News, Volume L, Issue 59, 4 May 1907, Page 4

A. Taranaki school .lilstro-.s was «>ivng lier pupils instruction in the eleni'iit.s of theologvii dlro r.-tK:iliYed nents uf phyhsiology, and among other things told 1 hem thai whenever iliey nioviyl mi iu-in or a log it was in k>ponsc to ft message .\vom llic* brain. 'The brain always s.'nds a message to vour arm or your log whenever you wish to move «i particular member/' sJiu explained. At last a mischievous boy roused )jer linger by his apparent inattention to the lesson. 'Hold out your hand!'' >lie exclaimed. The boy did not move. "Why don't you bgid out your hand," ;aid the teacher, "I am waiting for th'> message from the brain." ih«* lad replied. THK LAWYIfK'S FKK. -Judge (to lawyer): Mr Sharp, are you defending this prisoner? Lawyer: J tun, your Honor. Judge: Ami how macii is he charged with stealing? Lawyer: Fifty shillings, yam* Honor. Judgr: Well, we'll let him go; he'll be punished enough, anyhow. Lawyer: What do you mean, your Honor? Judge: Why, by the lime you ihat fifty shillings, and tlu«n he w< out the other hundred you'll charge him, he'll be sorry enough'he ever "wa* dishonest."

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