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Taranaki Daily News, Volume L, Issue 57, 12 March 1907, Page 4

PROVED!

One of two men bought a sausage. On the way homo the other reproved him for suoh foolLshnosa, declaring that the sans ago was mudo of limc-espirod cab-horses This tho purchaser indignantly denied, but tliat same evening, going to ni.s friend's room, lie apologised. "You was right about, that sausage. Kill,' he said. "All! I knew 1 was. But how did V'ia prove :tr "Why. 1 rut tho sausage up into live p!'.'ct?K. and set 'em in <i row, one Ix'hind lhe otlter. Then I shifted the first on th< r ; rank, and the other four moved up!"

That giand old bird, (lie sfork. Ik: boon unusually generous to Mrs ClunT •Joy. uf Canton. 111. She lias liflwn iliil dren, and vet. tin. stork lin., visit, -d lie I'omc only srwn limes On cadi of si. visits tlere were (win:;, and on (lie olhe o'cosion there were tiiplft.s. 'i in: over joyed father purchases nursing 1 ottk-.i btlio <k>wa. The largest plough in the world is usj< on a ranch near Kakersport. ('al. Thi b\ig.j machine stands over 18 feet hiM, .'»!<! i > etipalile of cutting a. furrow eirli fe-;. wide and six feet deep. The receipts of (ho Education Hoard from all .-onree, during tiie past year, including a balance of £102!) lis Id brought forward from 1905, amounted to £30,827 18s lOd, and expenditure was as follows:—Administration, £lO4l 10s Gd; teachers' .salaries and allowances, £15,322 Us 7>i; incidental expenses of schools, £1317 2s lid: secondary education £81)3 2s lOd; manual and technical, £31(53 IDs 2d; buildings, £3-112 5s tid; leaving a balance of £2072 17s 4il. THE SEAltCif STOPS. IJIE IIIGIIT THING HAS IIKEN lOU.NI> A SEW l'l.\.MOl-Tlt JIAN SHOWS TflK WAV. Once more we are indebted to a New Plymouth man for a public statementthat throws more light ou a subject o[ ever-increasing interest, People liaye been deceived by false representations fnm time immemorial. No wonder they are sceptical uf all claims endorsed by strangers residing in tar distant parts of the colony. 1( is no longer necessary to accept such endorsement, for local people are givin" their testimony, and it is an easy matter for any reader to iuyestigate the correctness of such evidence as Ihe following:— Mr A. Blanclielt, coach painter. New Plymouth, says • " ITy daughter has suffered a great deal with a pain in lie. back. It was caused by the unhealthy action of the kidneys. I fancy that kidney trouble is prevalent in New Plymouth through the water here containing too much iron and not suflieient lime. I got a number of remedies for her, but eaeli one proved useless. At last I got a box of Poari's Backache Kidney Pills, She used this remedy lor a time, and has been perfectly free from pain ever since. I consider that such a remedy as Ooan's Backache Sidney Pills should be recommended all who sutTcr as she did." Doan's Backache Kidney Pills ar<! sold by all chemists and storekeepers at 3s per box (six boxes 10s (id), or will be posted on receipt of price by Foster MeCMlan Co., 76 Pitt shwty Sydney, But be sure, they arc DOANS'.