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Taranaki Daily News, Volume XLVII, Issue 78956, 11 August 1905, Page 4

ITCHING SCALP HUMOR She Suffered Tortures Until Cured by Cuticura. SCRATCHED DAY AMD NIGHT "My scalp was covered with little pimples ami I siafered tortures from the itching. I was scratching all day and eight, and I could gpt no f€9t» I washed my head with hot water and Cuticura Soap and then applied the Cuticura Ointment as a dressing. One box of the ointment and one cake of Cuticura Soap cured me. Now my head is entirely clear and my hair is growing splendidly. I have used Cuticura Soap ever since, and shall never be without it. (signed) AdaC. Smith, 309 Grand St., Jersey City, N. J."

An Old Test Tn a . case of "•drunk in charge,'J heard at tho Ijeeds City Police Court th»» ottyr dfi.y. <V doctor testified',. t|> t.ho defendant suffering from the effects of drink an hour and three-quarters after In.' was nmisted. Prisoner : He put a Mentenoe to me. The Stipendiary Magistrate : What was the sentence ? The Doctor : T asked him 1o sa> on iv two words—' 'Truly rural.' <I-aughi r.) Prisoner : Why, *A takes a man a!l his time lo say tjha,'t -when fife's sober.—(Loud laughter.) And your Worship, 1 have no, top teeth.—(Hoars of . laughter.) The Stipendiary Magistrate (to the doctor) : What else did you nsk hir to do ? The Doctor : H asked hini to wal a chalk line.—(Laughter.) Prisoner : Yes, *>ur Worship. hi 1 asked me to walk a chalk line. drn't know whether tip man win drew it was drunk or not, but it \va? crooKtrent laughter, in which I{is Worship jo : ned with hvavtiness. T-V Stipendiary Magistrate Mr> 1h« d.>ct< n : Well, how did he walk it The Doctor : Fairly wt*M. Prisoner : How do you mean, fair kh well? It was a crooked line f<v a >ober man. His Worship sard he had no dou! that the defendant had had too mnc' lirjuor. Pr's >rer : T am not teetotal, yem Worship. The Stipendiary Magistrate : N; body suspected you of that. Th.- defendant was discharged wit a caution.

The telephone line iK-tween Kupot • t T a anil Kjjpt n«. which was piava\ • tfocl some months ago, is to be er♦•cted wi'hji the in'.xt few weeks. )' rs understood t-'iat if £lt> jru.irantc is forthrvmiing a telephone linr wi ! le oreou-d between Knpuni and Mar* ain. I>r. Noonan ban thr null t i hawl. the Manaia Town P-oard is U hu asUi d to .Guarantee /)alf and I will r.rr.nT fi.-r the remainintr half The liiu' riffht through from Manai* to K.aponira should ht' of <vn veniw to country settlers. Fpr Uronchial CoUfibs take Woods" fireyt IVppennint Cure. Is G<l.