THE.JtWtLLER AT THE GftTE- { This yorn onveys a moral: ret A it through, j It tells you what lo do, what tot to do, 'i o escjpa ilie torture cf the tie ual stew. BKKATKS lives his qnut H"e in New'Plymoulh town Untroubled l.y Uu it:li for grca'. rerown, — Ju»t a plain, cojnmO!ip'ac3, coutentcd man, Who in the r;i"c for fortune " also ran," 11a tV a's in Watches and such other thinf s As e'ocks, aid chains, and silverware, an 1 rii gs 1 A jewel'er. lie. After a \v> ile, lc dreamt he died And crcssel ths Jordan to the otlurs'de. >rr ved at Heaven's Gate, ho pulled the bell, Saint retei - , thrciigh the keyhole sai', " IMease tell Ti.ur mme, tra'e, year ) isto y ; lh"ri I'll see If you're 0.K., or (sad fjt you !) N.G. SKE VTE promptly pul'el his card from o it his veit, <n 1 shoved it through the Gateway f the Blest. It read : "Skeates, lhe jewelhi : I trade In Gol 1 and Sdver Jewellery, the best that's made,— And tlieso 1 guurattre with cheerfu' m'lid, For T.y goods are of the wearing kind." The saintly Gatem-n. focusing h'sapc, G zed at the card. " Gee » hUHkeas ! Vfhat next? Of all who've a kel admittance at ',hi: eate, None match ye r cli ek. by cracky 1 Up to date. What! Heaven f.r men who sell jewellery 1 No! You've missel y u' road-I'll show you v; h re to g \" Foor Sseatts, his legs atremble, stammered rut, "0 good Saint P«!er, s.r ly there's a r'oubt That jo >'re mistaken; yes, I should have told It was Hall Marked j wellery tua' I always sold!' '■ Hall Marheil 1 "- Here lie Gate flew open wi U». " H»ll linked 1 ' M ste: Skeates, \ luasn step i:i>idj, And pardon me my very tjreat n ista' e In bunching you with those who Sell a fake. -What, ho, there!—bring thii man a brandr.ew crown, No* MISTE'i SKEATES, g> 'w»y front and sit down." The above will d inor.Btn.te the advantage o r sellitg iuch goods as we keep,
SKEATES BROS., MANUFACTURING JEWELLERS AND WATCHMAKERS, iTlieatre lloyal Buildings, DEVON STK3£T - NEW PLYMOUTH, acd at Queen-stiver. Auokl«n 1. R. C. TEMFLER ANd STOCK GENERAL OOMMiSU'iN A.GKNT PKOOCOE BRO EU HOUSE AGtfNT. UTSNTS COUitr^.BD. ACCOUNTANT VALUEJiS London & Lancashire Kiie Meat Kxport 's, MaanrM. N.Z. IVn-jwin. )d Li''er oil fci Calves _eyotci;e Dahirner (the best in market) ARE YOU satisfied with tlia B'cycle jou *re now liJing, or is it Lot alnays wanting repa'rs ? IF SO, br'ng it to us and we will al on jou the bi st p:ice for it in pv'. pßyraen'. for one that will give EVERY SATISFACTION.
REMEMBER, that wo r.ro one of tin O.dtst Fi-rrs if Malcetvt and De lers in Neiv Z mlan ', the efora know what we ate talking about BICYCLES wil ' l or wi'.heut Free Who i, £l4 ™ £22. GUARANTEED Terms to suit pu.cUr'ser. The Lirgcst Stock of A (!) a i i Taramki. REPAIK3 OF EVKKY OB CKIPTiON the SKEATEB CYCLE 01 Theatre Royal Buttling', Devu-" s'roefc, New Plymouth and at Queen stre t. Auckland.
PIANO & ORGAN SALE. r\ HE DHSTSDKN PIANO 0 MPANY'S f Am ua! Saleof mag ilioent £'[ VNOS and 01 i* now on, and wil conti a a up lo the end of J-.re. Hiatics by Hicli. Lipp & Soh\ Bohm, John 1! ualw oil & So- p, ColUr.l & ! oil .rd, Erard, *-'chwic'ut.-n, and i thcr notable roannf olure's. E'er/ P.ar.o ad is gua'anteed, and the cuarai'ee means what it sajF. We se'l mora of 'lies'! i's rur.enti than unv four 1 oases in the colony. 'I he Pianos and Organs so'd liy us ire ffp.de by und s'ampol with the name of tin best mii.ufict:.i\rs ia the world, wMrh is sufficient guarantei of their excel ece. It will pay yoi to inspect the instruments. T HE DRESDEN PIANO COMPANY, LAMBTOS QUAYS: BRANDON-STKEET Wlili INGTON. M. J. BHOOKFR, M .i ager. Agftit: 0. VV". HENDKKSON, Vevr Piytn nth. 5 ACRE LOTS FOR .£350. ST. AUISYN, perfectly level; to«-n wattr supply available; mo-t 1e v' prs.tiop. Only two miles from cen're of to«n ; metal road. Apply CAIITHBVV rRITTAIX&CO.
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Taranaki Daily News, Volume XXIV, Issue XXIV, 21 June 1902, Page 2
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694Page 2 Advertisements Column 3 Taranaki Daily News, Volume XXIV, Issue XXIV, 21 June 1902, Page 2
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