A STRANGE MACHINE. •* A boy is a strange machine, isn't he ?' queried the colonel, as he looked out tk. office window. " I don't see anything to very stran£< about that particular boy," riplied on*£ the other loungers, as he sauntered upiybd saw a boy of ten on the opposite side dSe street ' "Dot he's got a jug," persisted Me jolotret. " Well, what of it ? Can't a boy cany a tug?" " But he's swinging it round his head!" ■* Let him swing. You never saw a boy who wouldn't." " I'll bet he breaks it before he gets lo the corner I" exclaimed the colonel. " Nonsense 1" " Bet you five pounds." " Done." Half-a-dozen rushed up to watch further proceedings. The boy continued to swing the jug, apparently bent upon performing some particular {eat, and just before he •eached the corner his hand slipped, and the jug was dashed in pieces. "I knew it 1 I knew itl" chuckled the colonel, as he danced around. " JVal him—here's your money!" growled vat other. An hour later, after spending the interval la soleml thought, the loser mildly inquired: "Colonel, did you think you had a sure thing on me?" "Certainly. I bought the jug for that boy, and gave him a shilling to cart; out tba sroTPunme." ttnuiao uear the •Ign&tare ot W*. Uabtix -without nhtch none are genuine). Bo Lady should be vlUioalliiem Of all Chemi«U throughout the Wr~' * FrO|>rM^:-«ARTII, Chemist. SQffTHANPTOX, i JAMES SANDEKSON, AKOnITECT. Omon Kino's Bcildism Owner of Devon and Brougham SimtU, Maw Plymouth 6R 0 CERIE 8. TfIHK CO-OPKBATIVB SOCIETY are just L landing, ex s.s. Papanui, direct from the manufacturers, a shipment of GENERAL OBOOKBDU, Quality is of the best procurable, Jn tie shipment is u parcel of Price'* London Sperm and Battersea Wax Candles at 7d lb; Coleman's White Starch, reputed 61b packets at S|d lb,'and a lfge quantity of other goods at lowest jossible prices CO-OPERATIVE STORES.
- ro " SUNBEAM PITH* OB7LOK IgwKa-F. OOGK& SON AHUROA TOWNSHIP. PUBLIC NOTICE. IN reference to the Ahuroa Township which we axe now placing on the market, we wish to draw attention to the advantages of this property. To acquire freehold in the centre of a Haiboar ia touch with all Foreign Forts of the world, is a rare chance indeed. Bow many of ns have let the chance slip to acquire freehold situated in a <Hmiiar position for very little money, which, on looking back, would now take a good many thousands to secure. Look what Taranaki is exporting at present. What will the multiple bo in a few years 1 Although this is not ordinary property, we open the sections to the public at the low upset of from £SO and upwards, on terms which will enable anyone to secure a property that it will be very hard to estimate the value of within a very short period. OALLAGHAN k 00., Sole Agents.
C.H.BETFOKD, DEVON STREET, •O e e O e u-> •££ »« o £ o <u <u 25 «* a> IS a PIANOS A ORGANS, AT LOWXBT FBIOHL BotoAcnrtinHaw Plymouth for theoalebnted Wertheim Sewing < Machines, Which, from their merit alone, have gained for themmlth a worid-wida reputation, and are now nulrerMlly noogaiMd aa the moet nllabU machine* in thenaifcat, Sola Agwtte fttuwtd-famed rat WILSON annual Phi I—at fti flail i oret &» o s 5* n GH. RETFORD. OmtealDlTOl. HAMS AND BACON\ mHK CO-OPBKATIVB 800IETT have X just received a CHOIOB LOT of Andrews and TnrabulTa First Prize Dairyfed HAMS and BACON.- As there is only « limitel supply, order at once. Us ca OPERATIVE STORES. KEItIS. WRIiHT A HUTGHEN >, AMD lOUOROM f IMIUiII«UR MMW PLYMOUTH. wmmbU «f Um Ibb wUI top* M«? Ctwcamy *ale4ay. Mini - jurty VSiu Mi| Otwm IMQ a,«. te 4tf **.) JOHN MYNOH, LAND AND OOUMiSSION AGENT. "RTTSW-COMERB wi 1 ] find it to their adX ™ vantage to call upon the above before Invartbg. Übmt Bureau and Begintty Office for Bervaata.
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Taranaki Daily News, Volume XXIII, Issue 259, 2 November 1901, Page 4
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648Page 4 Advertisements Column 1 Taranaki Daily News, Volume XXIII, Issue 259, 2 November 1901, Page 4
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