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Taranaki Daily News, Volume XXIII, Issue 236, 17 October 1901, Page 4

UI gOLD , BACHELOR'S 1 five •*fC'V smoke r. V 'Tm a bachelor. You will naturally ask, N Whyf" seeing I am rather a ladies' man. I lore them gll, bless 'em. I did go in for matrimony once, bnt such stralige events Transpired just at the eleventh hopr, that it never capos off, and I have never had the courage'to make a second attempt. The lady was redding in the same house as » - - . ! i' *'4 SMOKE 2.' f\ »• >' It was-wboarding-hcrase, antT the tedy in a AJrs.'jSteine, was a mostxharming widow, handsofae, and accomplished, ahdf,with as good and evenly palapced a temperament as any lady cff my alVlttMlrtancKVjWe spon struck up a friendshto,&our 'tastes j,similated, and a mutual flesn»and t likinMqF each'other's company soon npenedjguo*affection 1 * as pleasing as it wqs firm "and f disinterested. Things had arrived at; this happy stage, when another individual wfi 'added to the list of visitors kt th£ housfr—aiman.l f< <■.• "" WiH ma with another liglit ? m /! He was ajvery curious looking individual, always'wotaTa skull-cap ahd green glasses; said; A be'd nad a sunstroke*in the! West tnmn Hepaiiyparticular attention to me, and we soon oecalne §p|it friends, so much so*that Itold hun- or my engagement to Mrs'Steine, and asked him to be my best man on the occasion.- He laughed so long, Fd in such a peculiar manner, that I began get annoyed. £. ; "Excuse me," said he. " I beg your parapy but care what you are about: mßows are queer fish to deal with, and there's mgny a slip 'twixt cup lip." you for a light ? So sorry MFV* -if" , ; ?<■•' SMOKE 4. /We arranged to get married very quietly Die {allowing week, and, as we both posiesAdasmall income, we calculated thaf the two combined would enable us to set up 1 establishment of our own. Myin- _ fafefumwi me that her husband had drowned at sea some three or four since; he was then captain ofamer- .... it vessel in the Brazil trade, but the vessel was wrecked and all hands lost. The "*~ 1 passed quickly and pleasantly, and at the happy day arrived. sorry, but will you—another ? Thank ty much." j SHOKS 5* vl V' ,wis< a fine morning, and we all set off rch together. My strange £riend a fit of the ague, for he kept making the strangest faces We had got through the cerefar as " Wilt thou have this In" whaupy strange friend burst out: MMpe won't, Pollycome home." loofed _tX him, and the old man had into a young one. Skull cap, wig, ■all were gone, and there stood, as 1 difficulty in guessing. Captain Steine hnftfwifl -H liat I another light ? f Here, take tin licUnaa." ..

80F1 AND GLOSSY HAIR. >*|*o make the hair grow «oft, glossy, and I. luxuriantly is a matter that has Tftxecl tha minds of many thousands. The hair re quires to he nourished, and the skin of the head kept clean and in a healthy condition. To do this yon most use Parker's Hair Tonic. It is the only preparation that fulfils all the nqniiemente without the disadvantages necessary to promote a healthy and vigorous growth of hair. and It is not a greasy or oily preparation, will not soil the finest linen or lace is not poisonous, nor dees it contain anything to injure the most tender skin It is not highly perfumed, and ia in no iray objectionable to the most refined sense of imtll. It effectually removes dandriff or other impurities from the scalp. It makes the hair grow soft, glossy, and strong It is sold in patent bottles at 2s 6d; by post Bs. It is manufactured only by the proprietor It should be on every lady's toilet table. Distributing Agent for Taranaki—A. B, BTKBB, opposite Theatre Boyal, New Fly month. Waitara Agents Lawbbnoh Bbos. Storekeepers.

EMPLOYERS OF HBOUR m MORTGAGEES. THE NEW ZEALAND ACCIDENT INSURANCE CO., a Small Premium, will relieve yon of liability through accidents happening to jour servants. Full particulars from W. J SHAW, District Manager, New Plymouth.

NOW PUBLISHED. STONE'S WELLINGTON. HAWKE'S BAY &TARANAKI Commercial, Municipal & Ghnbbal DIRECTORY ...AND... NEW ZEALAND ANNUAL. AUGUST, 1901—Elev snth JYeab Publication. Edited bt Johh Stone. Demy Bvo. size, containing over 900 pages, together with maps corrected to date, the whale handsomely bound in clotb, gilt-lettered. PRICE: 12a fid STONE, SON <fc CC. PRINTERS ft PUBLISHERS Crawford and Jetty-streets, Dnnedin, and at Grey-Btrest, Wellington.

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