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Taranaki Daily News, Volume XXIII, Issue 125, 21 June 1901, Page 4

ICINE WANTED. T (to physician)—" If yoo£lt out any time, 1 wish you'd stop I iny wife. She saya she ain't feelin' I ■Physician—" What are some of her ns?" Farmer—"l dunno. This in', had milked the cows, an' •'the stock, an' got breakfast for the ids, an' washed the dishes, an' bnilt a * under the soft-soap kettle in the lane, ketone a few jobs 'bout the honse, she wnced to feelin' kinder tired. I Idn't be surprised if her blood was out lof order. I gness she needs a dose of AN BAR FOR MUSIC. A tor/IB at school in Haddington, lacking BJcal talent, and whose voice consequently Jarred during the singing lesson, was always (allowed a holiday on singing days. His —ther, failing to divine the cause of her i's forced absence, partd a visit to the ] 1001 to inquire into the matter. In wer to her query as to why her son was I home on such occasions, the teacher i—"Why, simply because he has no ," "What!" she exclaimed, "noear? i anybody ever hear the like 0' that ? Oear? He has a lug like a saucer, man t" A GRAVE STORY. *~ 4s a common practice in certain p "~ ■-n<\nd for one of the' relatives of person to assist the gravedigger at :al in covering the grave. On one __. on Saunders, as the gravedigger was ioalled, was thus occupied on one side of the grave, and a cousin of the deceased on the other. This person was drawing some very affecting sighs, but, as Saunders was not slow observe, he was filling in very little earth, irning to the company, and leaning on the spade, he sadly remarked that there was ."nae rest or pe,\ce on tisis side o' the grave." |"? Well, confoui.d ye,' roared Saunders, Whose wrath had been fast rising, " come ■cross to th<> ithiT side, the- shovel is «%*yird''

SEEDS?" SEEDS. !3TING to all who GARDEN BURPEE'S CJEKDS URPKE'S io.EEDS H AVE A R RIVE D. THE PEOPLE'S GROCER, NSW PLYMOUTH, Bia OPENED UP A FULL ASSORTMENT OF VEGETABLE asd FLOWER FLAGS YOUR ORDERS TIME. NOTICE: BURPEE'S SEEDS GROW. WALL'S INDIAN CORN CURE CUHES Gams, Warts and Bullions. Every bottle is guaranteed by me, any any penen purchasing this remedy who is not satu&ed can obtain refund of purchase noney by communicating with me. I make myself personally responsible for every bottle rold. WALL'S INDIAN PAIN KILLER. This Ointment is guaranteed by me to cure any ache or pain, or purchase money returned in fall. These remedies are obtainable only at I hereby certify that after snfEering severe pain for a number of years from several bad Corns, I have cared them with Wall's Indian CARTER, SEEDS. WALL'S, Gunsmith, New Plymouth. New Plymouth, Ist June, 1901. Signed, JAMES 6. BYBXE. tc J

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