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Taranaki Daily News, Volume XXIII, Issue 118, 8 June 1901, Page 4

"^TiCTßANGEliachine.*'" Iti" A boy is a strange machine, isn't he ? ijfllried the colonel, as lie looked out M tit office window. " I don't see anything lo very straiy, about that particular boy," i (plied on* p the other loungers, as he sauntered up i #/ d saw a boy of ten on the opposite side cd tiee street " r.ut he's got a jug," persisted i«e colouei. " Well, what of it ? Can't a boy cany a jug ?'• " But he's swinging it round his head !" •* Let him swing. You never saw a boy who wouldn't." » " I'll bet he breaks it before he gets to th* corner!" exclaimed the colonel. l Nonsetjje!" t . " Bet you five pounds." 1 *Done." Half-a-dozen rushed up to watch furthei proceedings. The boy continued to suinj: the jug, apparently bent upon performing some particular feat, and just before he reached the corner his hand slipped, and the jug was dashed in pieces. " I knew it 1 I knew it!" chuckled the Colonel, as he danced around. " .Prat him—here's your money I" growled W# oilier. An hoar later, after spending the interval In solemn thought, the loser mildly iiriuired: " Colonel, did yon think you had a sure thing on me?" Certainly. I bought the jug for that boy, and gave him a shilling to carry out the progmmme."

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"One© my arms were covered with gores that were worse than boils. They were di-ep-looted in the flesh and caused great suffering. My blood was in an awful condition. At auother time I bad a severe attack of influenza. 1 could neither eat, sleep, nor work, and I never expected to recover. AYER'S Sarsaparilla cored me from both of thews violent attacks. The first time it took all impurities out of mv system; and the last time it built me up and Sve me new life. Now I am strong, work rd, and *leep well." Ayer's Pills are a safe and sure cure for all liver troubles. They are purely vegetable. Prquiwl by Dr. J. C. Ayer Co., Uwell, Mass., U. S. A.

TABANAKI ACCLIMATISATION SOCIETY. SHOOTING SEASON.-Ist Mat to 31st July, 1900 FYIHE Shooting Serson for Native Game J. (exceptint kaka, native pigeons, tni, pnkako, white heron, acdcrested grebe) and Imported Game in the District consisting of the Counties of Taracaki and Clifton (excepting the Monnt Egmont Forest Reserve, Eaitaki Ranges, being Sections 168 and 170, in the Oakura District, and Paraninihi or White Clifls Reservation) will com mence on the Ist May anJ end on Jalr 31st, both days inclusive. • In the Monnt Egmont Forest Reserve, being the area within the c ircumference of a circle, having a radios of six miles from the summit of Monnt Egmont, the shooting of "Native and Imported Game is strictly profited at all times. tenses can be obtained from the Ohief ster at New Ply month, the Post- ) at Waitara, Inglewood and Opnnake.

LICENSES ISSUED. A. Rutherford A. 0. Clarke vey J. H. McCallum Btt 6. 8. Connett P. U. Harrisaa B. G. Dottier ell R. Jones O. W. Wareham J. C. Adams Geo. Francis F. Julian J. F. Wilson J. W. Boon P. Longman W. H. Birch A. Colson J. H. Kingsley J. Bennett F. Gibbors W. DesForges 0. Fincbam E. May E. Humphries J. Lovell W. Bewley N. Bewley J. tiapmson Cbrutopher Dixon Henry Wnj Burkitfc J. Gibson, un. W- F. Percival T D. Colson J. W. Winfield P. H. Harbntt Hy. Pott'r M .Rawlinson Frank Stand'sh ~ ' Thos. Nicholl A. B. Gamlin Edmund Haworth Chas. Hodgson G Heenan J Jadaon T. Isibcs W. Rowe, jun. P. T. Hicks E. F. Backthought Geo. Ramson W. Sampson Parri* Taylor R. G. Miller hitcombe R. Chllcott A. E. Sykes . R. G. Eglington Hdham 0. W. Pole ynes F. W. Cornwall ning J. Hook jNieholls E. Broad ttmlin James Minhinnick forth J. Trexin Hodpion G. Bennett |herland Henry Barrett nan J >hn Jiulson - William Aiken Ifaylor Samuel Peacock kingham Olaudo T, Prosser X frosser A. Seekamp G. Ramson W. Sampson P. laylor —. McWhenny A. G Bntchsr H. Kothery W. J. Bell H. 8 tone x Chris. Tynan G. Bowers Henry Lsagman Thomas Humphries William Vincent William Lcng A. Seekainp P. Sn'livao. lerill i will be paid to any perof any offender lof the " Animals ProJ). McALLUM, Secretary.