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Taranaki Daily News, Volume XXIII, Issue 112, 28 May 1901, Page 4

A GENEROUS JUDGE. A judge in a remote part of AustraHi recently had a painful case bofore him. t, was that of a man charged with nnlawfullj: selling liquor. The said he was then to administer the law, and the man must hi I fined; but, as he himself had iroiiuentlj had the pleasure of sampling lii» whisky, i and as he saw many parsons In court who had done the same, perhaps the ofiicei would kindly pas 9 his bat round to see ii I <,ha placo contained thirty shillings. It did. AN EWGIBLE member. "AVbi,l, slf,'' said an old gentleman, indignantly, " wnat nrtj'you doing round here again ? I thought the delicate hint I gave you just as you loft the front door last night would cause you to understand that I don't ■ like yon very well." And the speaker looked I at his boot in a reminiscent way. | " It did," said the young man, as a look ] of mingled pain and admiration came over his face. "But I thought I would come and ask you—" "Ask me what ?" " If you wouldn't like to job our football club." HEROICJTREATMENT. "You have taken a severe cold," said the old family doctor, " and it seems to have settled in your throat." " Yes, doctor, you see I can hardly speak," said the patient, a vivacious, bright-eyed young woman. " Can you stand heroic treatment, do you think?" asked the doctor. "Try me I" " Are you sure ?" " Yes, anything you like —medicine, mustard .plasters, electricity, anything I" said she in a breath. " And you want to get back your voice ?" "Yes!" " It's heroic treatment, mind you." " All right; what is it ?" " You mustn't talk at all for two days." .

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