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Taranaki Daily News, Volume XXXXIII, Issue 69, 9 April 1901, Page 4

MEDirrrNrv WAMTEr. ~ FAKiIEH (to physician) "»iy way, doctor, :u:y thar, '• \:':~h you'd stop nnd see my wife, bhc s:>. y i she ain't feelin" ♦ ell." Physician—" What are some of her lymptons?" Farmer--"/ diiiitin. This morriin', alter -die I-.d irUicd the cows, an' -fed the stock, a-y <■. t Ireakfas! for the r<ands. ar.' wax.r?-l. the dUiuvi, an'built a f.re under the s •;:■ <• ;vi ;,et;lo i-t the lane, in' done a I'.-.v ;■'';>. ";..-;t!t the house, she / commenced to Kinder tired. I shouldn't Le vjrrt it her blood was out wit of order. I tjues-s she needs a dose of «?edicine." AN EAR FOR MUSIC. A rootii at school in Haddington, lacUin< mu.ical talent, and \y!v >se v>iceconsequently jarred during tim.sinuit'.': lesson, was always allowed a hulid. ymi «n.e,m<; days. His mother, failing to divine the cause of her son's forced aiisj'iice, paid a visit to the school to h'.quire. into the matter. In answer to her (jua'y r.s to why her son was sent hnrae on sitr.lt occasions, the teacher said—"VVTiy, simply treatise he has no ear." " \Ytirt '." ..'r-j e-a lahv.ed. "no ear ? Did anybody ev.-r h- ,r ike like o' that? No "ar ■ lie ! ;.s a it. like ?.sa;i.-er. man !" A <•,!; A ■,■!■'. STi)I;V. Ir is a conim-it t.-.-icii.-.; in < r rtt.iu psrts of Scod-tn ', '.'■•: ■■'. :-, ■: ii:i- ivl it'uer. of Ihe deceased ;-■■■;- -,"■ ' > . ■! t \ i - at | titiviuner.il r. e ■■•-: . . <'. . j:iv.-..: Or. one J called,' - ■■' ■*•■:• i; ,-: •' the'j grava, and :•>:.-;; .i.i .■: the ■• ii ■ -_- on ihe other.' Th - - - :-. '..a dn-.wliu::-. sneverv to oi'ier'.v, he .. ■ ■ .i"kv; ;n vVv li'lbetrth Tuntiii-,- t.. !':..•< :•■■: -, :i---A iea.'.rt:; in; the spade, he s.i.]:v :> •■>< that thou; wv "naerestor; • >; as ril" n'thefitave ' "Well, con! . ' r >■. r I Sauntici!. whose urath h . ■ ■• a< i r;dn;t, "com? across to the ;'!>■' ■■■ .-. ttv.i, r,-i 1 shovel in vird '"

MAYORALTY ELECTION. p. ADIES AND GENTLEMEN - In response to a numerously signed requisition asking me to become a Candidate for the office of Mayor, I have consented to be nominated, and trust to receive your support. RICHARD COCK. MAYORALTY. ADIES AND GENTLEMEN.— Having, in response to the deputation which waited on me, consented to again become a Candidate for the office of Mayer, I hope to receive the favour of your votes on the day of the poll. E. DOCKRILL. PHOTOGRAPHY BLACK ;ND WHITE AND ENAMEL PHOTOS, All one price, viz., 2LS PER DOZEN (till further notice). SPECIAL.— In response to enquiries we state that our Enamelled Photos are GENUINE ENAMEL, not polished with a hot roller. For real Durable Finish Enamel are by far the best. Ask for these at our Studio, and Jou will get what you ask for W. A. COLLIS, Devon-street. PIGS ! PIGS ! PIGS ! THE TARANAKI BACON FACTORY 8 now giving 01/ D dead weight foi KROPERLY TOPPED-OFF PIGS between 1 and 160 lbs. A previous contracts cancelled. A. DItAKE, Proprietor, Fitzioy FOR BALE. ~ SOUTH KOAD. A nice comfortable 3room Residence, nearly new, J-acre Station, well sheltered, and on Sunnjside of beet.— Price only £320. Apply, E. J. OARTHEW.

WRIGHT £ KUTGHEH V BABRI3TKR3 AND BOIfaITOHS MBOMBAH-KUn HIT PLYMOUTH. ' [i. Member «f ttt «m will Wo at Stray Kferamyialtday. factemoi - ... Bataraay Wattara Toeaday (frm 10J0 ».«. to 4.46 P.».) The City Tailor. DIYONSTREET. NEW PLYMOUTH 'AVINOf cured the tiuist- - IJLX aiico of I PIK3T-CLASa TAILORS I from Wellington. I am now I I prepared to execute orders at , k I ■SORTEBI NOTIUB. t /I - I! Customeri patronising my 11 H FIRST-CLASS TAILORING \* IM FASHION, I KIT. t WORKMANSHIP 11 i»iaa»iasi?!KTOT] SO Boy or Girl Labour k employed ' No Old Broc*. Good selection of modern TWEEDS l IM FASHIONABLE SHADES. ( Charge* Moderate. iFvW. Jensen, L I L«dl6«'fc Gentlemen i Tailor. I ——» THE CITY* TAILOR, fWO DOOES AiOVB THXATRX ROYAL *■ ~ SUNBEAM nmi qmium TFA