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Taranaki Daily News, Volume XXXXIII, Issue 23, 24 January 1901, Page 4

CROSS PURPOSES. An Irishman one morning went out very •arly in search of some game on an estate w)iere the game laws were strictly enforced. Turning a sharp corner, whom did he meet Mt the gentleman who owned the estate. Paddy, seeing the game Was up, coolly adVMced towards the gentleman and said, 'The top of the morning to your honour I and what brought yonr hononr out so early thisi morning The gentleman replied by saying, "Indeed, Paddy, I just strolled out to see if I could find an appetite for my creak lastand then, eyeing Paddy rather suspiciously, said, " and now, Paday, what brought you out so airly this morning?" Paudy replied, " Indade, your honour, I fust strolled out to see if I «nld find a break fart •Of my appetite I". I, TAKING HIS MEASURE." ' A vert high-toned-looking young man in requisite moustache, loud plaid clothes, red ceckiis. law-crowned hat, straw-coloured Jrids, and knitting-needle cane, walked into a tobacco shop, and throwing down stbalfcrov.n on the counter, said, " Well, tmsjs the worst towu I ever saw; a gentleman can't get anything ia it satisfactory, and I am utterly aiutble to see how a person o? fastidious taste can live here. I say, Mr, Shopkeeper, eau you sell a fellow 91 decent cigar >" " Yes, Sir," said the cigar man, meekly. " Well, then, look lively, and do it. Don't yon see that half-crown ?" " Yes, Sir. What kiiid of a cigar do yOu wish. Sir ?" What kind ?" j *' Yes, Sir." ___ • " 'Why, look at me, Sir, for a moment, and see for yourself what kind of a cigajr Would suit me," and he drew himself up grandly and gazed down on the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper looked, took in the halftrown, got out a cigar, and handed it to the Bun with two shillings and fivepence change.

Debility / ' Neuralgia, Biliousness. When the nerves are weak there is 110 telling what may happen. You art tired all the time, depressed, restless, and suffer greatly with headache, backaehe, neuralgia, and general discomfort. But there is a cure, as Mr. J. Elliott, of West Perth, W. A., well knows. He sends us his portrait, and says: M For many years I suffered greatly with ®&uial£ia in my bead and also with bilious--1 had tried many kinds of ynodicinf-B mt without help. I then tried AVER'S t i Two bottles made such a difference in my feelings that I was greatly surprised. My general nealth improved at once, my nerves were stronger, my headache disappeared, and my severe attacks of biliousness were cured." Constipation alone will often cause biliousness, neuralgia, and sick headache. Ayer's Pills are a safe and sure cure for all liver troubles. And they cure dyspepsia also. tafuti bjDr. J. C. Ayer&Co., Lowell, Mus., U.SJL The City Tailor. DEVON-STREET, NEW PLYMOUTH

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