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Taranaki Daily News, Volume XXXXIII, Issue 19, 21 January 1901, Page 1

VON liOVl.li'S LOST DOG. A DtncllMAN'S STORY. Ins name v,r;" l'isinarck," mil only vone '-•ye, on accoundt of a old placl; cat, vol peloids to a recant Irish j-als mit red-haired: lir.ir. Ako, lie Ins only dree legs, on uccoundt of a inocolotiif engina mitout any bnll-ketchers lie vas a dog " Bismarck" '.'o!;. He vas p.ildt headed all ofer himself, in gonseqnence of red-hot water, on nccoundt o( fishting mil a old maid's cat , On vone end of himself was ski'uatedKs' head, und Ijis tail it vas py de_oder endt. Jje only carries vone hall ul his taiilmit him , on accoundt of a circular saw mill. He; looks a good (leal more older as he isi already, but he ain't quite so oldt as datl until next Christmas Do vay vot you can, know him is, if you calls him " Shack" he! vont say notings; Ixjt he makes answer to i de name "Bismarck" by saying " Pow-' vow-vow," und, in the meantime, vagglng half of his tail Dot oder half vas cut oft. so he can't, of course, shake it. Also, if you trow some stones on top of him he vil run like de uielul. Dot de vay you can told 1 my dog. He looks like a cross petween a Ijullfounillruid und a cat mit nine tails, bift lie ain't. I haf peen cferywheres Jookinx, for dot dog. ■"■'tr* Anoder way vot you could told if it vas i " Bismarck" is dot he vas almost a dwin. He vould be half of a pair of dwins dot time, only derc vas dree of them—a bair of dwins and a half. 1 peliefc dey calls dot a driplets. Also, lie Rot scars on de top of his side where he scratched himself mit a Thomas cat; but dot Thomas cat,,nefer recovered himself. <Ak V-> You can r.iso tell " Bismarck" on accoundt of his wonderful inslrtinct. He can outinshiinct any i!og vol yer nefer saw in my liie. For ins'itinm, if yoa pat him on de top of his littd /i;it >•»'>.;. hand he knows > right away dot yon like him ; but if you pat him on de head mil a pavement stones, or do sluick of a j,room, den lfe vill suspect right ofl dot you care hot much apout him. j tii:!:, after nil, dot's ma\po de best vay vot i you can tell liiu—by liis iushtinct. Efery-j I'Ouy says be vas de meet insh'.inktenest! tog dot neftrvas

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