HE WAS A GOAT!
JI'ST a common cv« y-day goat, with horns and a set of zuza wuiskors. He was hungry. Ho could not And a tiling to eat. 11* Had wandero t down one HUey ami up another, but all the ulresU wero clean—the health inspector bad boon round. Thor* nwt a scrap of rubbish a «out, not even old tin cans, and the bills were glued to light to the bill bonrds tint they would not oome off. The more bo tried to find a lunch the hungrier he got. All at ouoe be oaugbt sight of something llutteiing in the wind. Honniog to it he awaUowe i ii without hesitation Next morning be was dead. Ob turning bin over they found Hih out of a Bcw>p»pj "ticking out of l)i>im> tit. He had iwaliowe everythiig tut a a ivertisom nt nyia-> that a certain mixtuie wa> •■ good as Loasb/s HtfV.HMIN QUM Kven a ko»J could not ilwalfnw imi- ' Ho had turned over empty mo licine liultiea for jesra and sipped i Im last few drop-, so he wa> mxcthing of a judge himself. Ha knew lUi-ru w*» nothing us good as Benjamin Gum for ooogbs ij |colds,
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Taranaki Daily News, Volume XXXXII, Issue 177, 3 July 1900, Page 2
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