CHOICE. The Padre, who had not been feeling well, called in his friend the doctor. The latter vetted him thoroughly, and then said: “Well, old chap, your lungs are not in good shape. You'll have to spend six months in Switzerland.’’ “Rut I can’t afford the time.” “Well, that’s up to you. It’s either Switzerland or heaven.” The Padre thought for a long time, and then growled: “ Oh, all right then —Switzerlana ” ACROBATIC “Ezekiah, there’s a horrid creepy thing on the ceiling.” “Well, put your foot on !t, can’t yuh,”
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Taranaki Central Press, Volume IV, Issue 340, 22 January 1937, Page 6
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90Page 6 Advertisements Column 3 Taranaki Central Press, Volume IV, Issue 340, 22 January 1937, Page 6
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