Annoying A farmer was told by nis doctor to count sheep jumping ovei a fence m an .'(Tort to cure insomnia. Tlie next day the tanner came back iml said: “It' didn't work, doctor. I •minted enough to pay oil tlie moil ;age, and go so mad because the.' vere not real that 1 stayed awake al fight.” <*> <t ' <f> “ Lidn’t you claim when you sold me his car that you won'd rep'ai-e anyhing that broke or was missing'!” “ Yes. sir. What is it I” “Well. I want four front teeth and* a new collar bone.”
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Taranaki Central Press, Volume IV, Issue 311, 17 December 1936, Page 4 (Supplement)
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96Page 4 Advertisements Column 2 Taranaki Central Press, Volume IV, Issue 311, 17 December 1936, Page 4 (Supplement)
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