Wit and Humour.
Professor (to class in. mineralogy)*— ‘Can. you recall a mineral occurring im the liquid form?' Philosophical student —‘Milk,, because i£'' cornea, in quartz:’
They were at the front g^te,. ‘Won't you come in the parlour swidi sit a little while. George?.’ ‘N no, I guess not,. ’ replied. George,, hesitatingly.
■ ‘I wish you would,’ the girl went on. ‘it’s. awfully lonesome.. Mother has: gone-out aucl father is upstairs groaning with rhuematism in the legs.’ ‘Both legs?.’ asked George. ‘Yes; both legs.’ ‘Then- I’ll' come- in for a whilb.r
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Te Aroha News, Volume XVII, Issue 22514, 29 March 1902, Page 2
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90Wit and Humour. Te Aroha News, Volume XVII, Issue 22514, 29 March 1902, Page 2
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