The Review. —Teacher: Now, class, what did the Master turn the water into? Dairyman’s Son: The milk, sir. One Better: ‘I have a doctor’s certificate here that I cannot sing to-night,’ said the prirna donna. 1 What,’ roared the manager. ‘l’ll give you a certificate that you never could sing.’ In the asylum.—First patient (scorn fully: Go on! You have wheels in your head. Second patient (proudly): Of course I have. And they’re ohaiuless wheels at that. Mr Lushforth —M’d ear, I only took a little drink for a nightcap—. Mrs Lushforth—-I am not- surprised to hear that you took aw drink for a nightcap, when you took a hydrant for a gas jet and tried to liglit.it.
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Te Aroha News, Volume XIV, Issue 2096, 21 April 1898, Page 2
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118Untitled Te Aroha News, Volume XIV, Issue 2096, 21 April 1898, Page 2
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