Wit and Humour.
Peary to Flumlrins > Do you. think you will be able to, stand all the trials: of a balloon trip to the North Pole ? Flumkins Rather, I have been in the volunteers for the past threeyears, and camped out each season. Pat invited - hfe friends to a christen-. ing feast, at which a small chicken., figured'. After pulling up his sleeves he says, ‘ Mrs Doolan what’ll ye have ?.' ‘ A legy if you plase/ says she, ‘And you Mrs Hooligan ? x ‘Just- a leg, too, says she. ‘ And what’ll I give yourself, Mike £ says he turning to the godfather. ‘ Sure and I’ll take a small leg,’ says. Mike. ‘Bad scran to the lot of ye,’ says; Pot, throwing down his knife. andJfork; : ‘does yez think it's a eentipad© I'm* carving ft’
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Te Aroha News, Volume XIV, Issue 2080, 22 February 1898, Page 2
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132Wit and Humour. Te Aroha News, Volume XIV, Issue 2080, 22 February 1898, Page 2
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