Wit and Humour .
‘ Gome, dear, kiss my cheek and make it up,’ she said forgivingly. ‘l’ll kiss it,’ he answered, ‘but I don’t think it wants any more making up.’ Atkinson : ‘ Gome home and break bread with me to-night, old fellow.’ Brown : ‘ Then your wife insists on doing her own baking does she ? So does mine!’ She: ‘The latest poetess, is she? Well, she looks like a problem in Euclid—all corners and straight lines.’ He : ‘ I think she’s like my last day’s fishing—all angle and no catch.’ “ I cried all day yesterday.” “What for V’ “It was our wedding anniversary, and Henry said : —“ It seems to me that something awful occurred ten years ago to-day, but I can’t remember what it was.”
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Te Aroha News, Volume XIV, Issue 2077, 10 February 1898, Page 2
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122Wit and Humour. Te Aroha News, Volume XIV, Issue 2077, 10 February 1898, Page 2
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