Teacher, —‘ What is meant by the expression “Mother tongue”?’ Boy.—‘lt means that the old man doesn't have much to say at home.’ Friend (on a visit). —I wonder what makes your mamma ■so happy to-day ? She is singmg around all over the house. Little v ell.— I dess she’s thought of sometin’ to seold papa about when 1 he comes home, Fledgely : ‘Miss Hauteur, will you marry me?’ Miss Hauteur: ‘lf I was a clergyman I should be pleased to, Mr Fledgely. Who is the happy girl V
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Te Aroha News, Volume VII, Issue 461, 9 April 1890, Page 5
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