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Te Aroha News, Volume VII, Issue 445, 12 February 1890, Page 8

>jjPilS SONG 0? THE WASTE BASKET Evry day J am .tliere. Near’thei)ig office chair, . yiih nothing .liiijt' Ij&fejr to cheer mo ; With glass'-covered eyes, Bits with his hoofs resting near me. .I U. ii... .n u!' .< • . .t *»* ITo feeds me all day, In a liberal way,"" ' the food is not cver-delieious ; Envelopes torn' ' " ' And postals 'forlorn Are frequent and common-place dishes. Into frenzy I'm worked Every morn da I’m piked fiy the office hoy rood from my slumbers ; *' lie Jcndcks nic.atoiind ”• " '.Till my tender fibs sound As though they were cracking in With a toss and a da-ji lle : dunips'oiit my trash Into the great box in the hallway ; 11 Then back I ani flung ''*. 1 J3y tfiiri villain übilling, To be fed by the editor always. The mannscrips rank Of the humourous crank, Ilis incomprehensible scratches, 'Drop into thy month,' ' ’ ,’Long'siile of uncouth Cigar-butts and half burnt-up matches. I am happy in spring When the poets till sing Jof the season that comes before summer ; I receive all tlie truck : Of the poetry-struck— With delight'do f bail each new-comer. w .... i• • 1 • ■ ■ . -•••. * Telemaclnis,.’ in the Argus, urges the New Zealand Government to provide facilities for Australians visiting their imrivflljeij scenery. lie says : —* Subsidise steamships} cut down railway fares, jnake tracks to every lake ami to every best of glory amongst these hills, (Wakufipn).' I would say with all earnestness, and not without some practical knowledge I —This is your exhibition ; here is your liold'and peunanent advertisement to the work]- This will some (lay give to you all that the Alps and the lakes have given to Switzerland and the Tyrol. Melbourne will by-anrl-hy'e have more need of the tonic of an alpine tour than London or Paris. Melbourne in this year, did she know of your glory and of the easy means by "which if might bo reached, would flood your lam] with tourists. And licrbelf vvoiild greatly gain thereby.’ And here is a' note for those who manage the larger affairs’ of New Zealand. It is quoted from the Argus of 23rd December J Last week upwards'of QOO passengers left Melbourne for the Tasmanian ports ! And Tasmania is not quite lijco New Zealand. Pliffhen vVe should want you to land us at the phiff in about th>ee days and a half, fo run us on to Wukatipu in another four hours' anil to have a few little matters prepared for our arrival.’ The Argus follows this up with a leading article urging the'snnVe views, - WALKATO TRAIN SEJtyiCE. \\ : : =; . . . • . TRAINS fjEAyE AUCKLAND FOR Te AF amutu Mondays, Tuesdays, Wedner--1 days, Fridays and Saturdays at 9.35 a.m'. Te Krm—Mondays and Fridays at 9.35 a.m, Hamilton W£st—Daily at 9.35 a.m. ' Cambridge— Tuesdays, Thursdays, andSatur- ■ ' days at 9.35 a.m. ' : JTe Abo ha— Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays at 9J35 am,Oxford and Lichfield — Mondays, Wedncs'days, and Fridays at 9.35 a.’ni, TRAINS FOR AUCKLAND'LEAyE Lichfield and' ' Oxford— Tuesdays, Thurs *~ i "' days and Saturdays, at 0 0 a.m,; and 6.4 ii.ni., Respectively. • Te A roiia— Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fr *• «4- n Afi n n-i ' • ! ■ ' '‘ * • J ’

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