Smithers : “ When I make a promise and fail to keep it, it worries me ever afterwards.” Withers : “ Well, I made a promise once and kept it, and it’s been worrying meeversince.” Smithers : “ What wa it ?” Withers : “To marry the woman who is my wife!” Jones—l wonder why Pinfeather doesn’t go into politics? Smith—Did you ever know a man who takes a bath every morning go into politics ? Young Man—“ Does your sister play the piano, Bobby ?” Bobby—“ Play it! No; but she works it about seven hours a day.” First Thief—“ How is your baby getting along?’ Second Thief—“ First-rate! He has gob so be,reaches out for things already.”
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Te Aroha News, Volume VII, Issue 438, 18 January 1890, Page 4
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109Untitled Te Aroha News, Volume VII, Issue 438, 18 January 1890, Page 4
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