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Te Aroha News, Volume VII, Issue 432, 28 December 1889, Page 8

fON SO \i \: SKRV ANT G I ULS ;! - '(Ry Cckjl PnV). O | the s^avoy cf the c- I >nies, A-luiuuhty '.^s "s si c. The.tyrnht "and th • mistiess Pfevery Family. She's l»zy, nnd h compound Of iKnornnceunu uheek ; Sh«*ll sjioil your food nnd "s.W your 'vife, For font teen hob a week She plsi\s on the j-iiiuo. Though sho cHnn(,t mond a shiit ; flio's Rot« hhnr> « % y»* for her "seiew" And none nt all for dirt. Sh«-'« hl\v.»vr makinsr Ulunderg, And I've known her in a hurry Drop baking powder in the tea, And lamp o'l in the curry. .And if t-he. makes n pudding You may think hi r uouu enough If you lind no mor»» thnn twenty btones All sticking to the "duff." She's sure to have a lover, Some Harry, Tom, or Jim ; And if your da.t'Ahter's j;<>t one too, Mie'll set her cip at him, And to f-ei* ht'ron a Sunday, Law I don't >he cut a dash ? With a gundy sown, k fe.ithuied h.it, And u pocket full uf cash. So, Indie-* of the, color y tihiiko nff her t\ rant mvhv, A nil find helps for your h-msework In quite a different way. For if when fighting Frenchmon lie's not as fine a man, You'll ifind a lietter servant In a clean old Cliinnm.tn,

IXSUKK AGAINST LOSSES BY Hit IS COUTH TSTUTISH FIIJIC & MA RINK WSURAJSTCE CO. Of New Zealand. CAPITAL, . . £2,000,000 INVESTED FUNDS £235,000 inMirances effected &v 3 owest Rates. Agent for TE AROIIA, WAIOIIONGOMAI, WAITOA, and District, J. ILOTT, Nkws Office.

WAIKATO TRAIN SERVICE. TRAINS LEAVE AUCKLAND FOR Te Awamutu— Mondays, Tneß lays, Wednesdays, Fridays and Saturdays ar 9.35 a.m. Tb Ki'iti — Moi. days and Frid.iys at 9.35 a. in, Bamilton Wkst — Daily at iKbo a.m. Cambridge — Tuesilayi?, Thuisday>, andSaturdays at 9.35 a.m. Te A lion a — luesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays at 9,85 a m. Osfohij anl Lichfikld — Mondays, Wedues days, and Fridays at 9,3 u a.m, TRAINS FOR AUCKLAND LEAVE liicHFiELD and Oxford — Tuesdays, Thurs days and Saturdays, at 6 0 a.m.; and 6.4 a.m., respectively. Tb A houa — Mondays, Wednesdays, And Fr days -^t 7.40 a.m MoßßiNsvru^— J3aily a 8.40 a.m Cambridge — Mondays, Wednesdays, and Friiiays, at 8.20 a.m. Hamilton Wesi— Daily at 9.35 a.m Te Kditi — Tuesdays and Saturdays at 6.45 a.m. Tb Awamutu — Monday. Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, anJ Saturdays, at 8.35 a.m.

TE AROHA AND OHINEMURI Published eveiy WEDNESDAY AND SATURDAY, nt the Offire, Whitakrr street, Te Aroha, N. Z. h Insue Contains Columns } 8 FACI Kfc> \ Columns Sinyle copy -• Price Twopence. Terms ow Subscrih'lox : £\ por annum, delivered in and around Te Aroint, or through District Agents £1 5s per annum, posted to any portion of New Zealand. £1 10s per annum, posted to United Kinc-. dun, Ameiiua. AustraH>i, etc. (5" discount in either case if paid yeaily in advsinfp), SI;BSCRIP»ERS pan ponniKTice at any chitc, nn«l will be <-h«ir<fed in pro por- • ion t«» the end of the <'iwvnt quarter. ' Notice to discontinue suhsciiption MUST 15 X INLWRITING, nnd p«»>;ted, or -.le Jiveit'd to the Office direct,- addressed "to the Manager* Veilml messages to tiavel ;<>is oi'isrents will in no ca^e be ivyarded. This rule will be stiictlv adhered to.

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