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IN THE SWEET BY-AND-BY. There will be peace Without surcease For suffering bald heads by-and by : For frost will seize And quickly freeze The frisky, testive, fiendish 11 y.
WORSE AND WORSE. Jinks — I was up to my neck in the sea at Cape May when I proposed to my wife. ~ Jacque3e — Ah, indeed. Jinks — Yes ; and now I am up to my neck in debt.
Floor Manager: "Whad's yo' pardner a-sulkin' fer ?" Leader of tlie -band; " Sulkin' ? I reck'n yo'd sulk ef you'd swallered a harmonicum !" i-> You may cay whab you like about the delights.of a country stroll, but one who has just come back says that a thorn in the bush is any day worth two in the hand.
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Te Aroha News, Volume VII, Issue 418, 9 November 1889, Page 6
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125BITS THAT PLEASE. Te Aroha News, Volume VII, Issue 418, 9 November 1889, Page 6
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