THE CYCLONE DID LIKEWISE.
Snaggs —So you have been iiving in Kansas &ince I saw you last. How did you like it out there ? Boggs — I didn't like it at all. I had no hooner taken up my residence there than a cyclone did likewise. Snaggs — Did what ? Boggs — Took up my residence and carried it into the next county.
Orator : "And what, my friends, is the basis of that vile rum traffic?" McGinnif, the bar tender : •* Cash on the bar." The Problem— Which horse to beb on. All thingrs come to those who waifc — including disappointment. How would you like lo see all of your thoughts for a single day in piint? The act of swearing off does nob commonly contribute to a man's vices wearing off. Persons who desire to reach the seventh heaven of human bliss should take the eleyator. '
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Te Aroha News, Volume VII, Issue 419, 19 October 1889, Page 6
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143THE CYCLONE DID LIKEWISE. Te Aroha News, Volume VII, Issue 419, 19 October 1889, Page 6
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