THE PHONOGRAPH DID IT.
Wo two in the parlour together, '1 ogiither alone while I knelt : She allowed me one kiss— ah ! the bliss That i felt.
Next morning her father called on me, Said trom kissing I d have to desist ; For the proot of my guilt he'd produce (the deuce!) The kiss that I'd kissed.
I couldn't deny it at all. The kiss was my own. that was plain ; 'Twas the phonograph did it, that effective detective— I -won't do it again.
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Te Aroha News, Volume VII, Issue 419, 19 October 1889, Page 3
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84THE PHONOGRAPH DID IT. Te Aroha News, Volume VII, Issue 419, 19 October 1889, Page 3
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