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Te Aroha News, Volume VII, Issue 402, 14 September 1889, Page 8

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F1!",F 1 !", i-^nt ver\ prutty (*5 1 ««v lier l.tdy friend 5 !) ; Slit* 1 - mithi-r wise nor witty \\ iti. verh.il odds nnd ends

No fWtinsr freakp of fashion Across her fanev run ; Sln"'s nuver in .i i«is*«mn — Except a tender one.

Her voice is low und oooing, Slu- hVte.ns iiioiv tiuiit speaks ; While others talk of doing, The duty n^ar she seeks.

It nwv be but to l)i)mi«}( The sideboard's scanty plate Or but with bread to furnish The lu'^nar at the crate, f So I, who ape wh>it She sheds on lowly life, To f.ishion's fain><t faces Prefer my littla wife. And thot.ph at her with pity (jny, dressy dames may smile, TVh"deem her liaidlv pretty, And sadly out of style ;

To me she seems a creature S>> iin)>.ii-.-i)iy vweet. I would not chanpe one feature, One curve from liead to fe«*t;

And -if I could be nevoi Jlci lover mid ))fi mate, I think I'd hi* for evei The bpwtrar at the gate.

Call a irirl a chick «nd r'm* s-iuileß ; call a woman a hf»ti and slw cries. Call a young woman « witch and i-i pleased ; call an old woman a and she is indignant, ('nil a girl a kitten and she rntherlikei it ; mil a woman a cat and she'll hate you. Queer sex, isn't it ? The following ia an extract by r Arttiodeus " in a recent issue of the New Zealand Mail :— Somebody has offered a reward of ten pounds to any one who will provide him withasituationin any capacity. Jlh describes himself as a smart clerk, but, it -eeniUjis not particular a^ to the qhan.cter ot the employment that may be provided ior him. At. the mime time it mift be flxsnmedtbatp'pntei') employment i- me»nt, Aye, 'lis the old, old.. '•ton' of a one-handed nim wh<> c»n't turn hi 1 * hnnd to jm\ tiling on a ninch. Genteel employment, m ittiuiit nn^tiiiiK ap}«oMcbinj: generality is th- n:ine of thousand**. And " cfeikinir," unless a sountl knowledge of v i i*i ti ic<- j.'«i«h hand in li«irnl with it, i-< the lmist di'-mni of all occupation". Its ; vi'tjiripo, inn" ed.-bitve a ie tri<-ii«d oitlook. But clerkint: with eonimen ial nptitudc and I»i..fi«*i«-ncy m shoithaud is a swiJing occn jMitioii .i.-id -eldoni faii< him who pursues it if lie runs *' stiaiirht " «nd intelligently, j If " nmnrt cl'-rk " dnt>n not get suited nnd lias phi' k and muscl«-, I wuuld Ptronirly rffon'mend him to ti\ a country life. Try h\-i han«l <it bn«b-felhn£r or poiu^tbing of tin- kind, and ko yraduaily work into small j:irming ; ther** are cl< rk** in galore, but H..t half '•ncuirh agiicultiui'.ts. Now i- tho tune, my l«»\h, t«i u co!f!ir" hind in N'-w i!ffilai.d,"if }uu can orly mannge to stick t«» it. PTRfT-CTJPS T)l>T? H 1\ AT .ToT»N IJaP-T's First-class DitJl/Hl/ at John Habt's JOHN HAST,

BAKER AND CONFECTIONER

WHITAKER STREET, TE AROHA,

]~> EGS to inform hit> customers and the ' puhiif m-iiprallv, thnt lie in

NOW SUPPLYING

PLAIN and FANCY BREAD

or RFALLY FrRST-ULAf-S QUALITY. ORDERS left at the shop will be PROMPT LY ATTENDED TO.

1 TFY JOHN HARTS BREAD-

THK TE AHOHA AND OIIINKMUBI N KWS Fp puhlif-lKd every WEDNESDAY AND SATURDAY, at the

Office, Whit;.ker stn-et, Te Arolin, N. Z. Tkums ov Subscription :

£1 per annum, delivered in and around

Te Aiolui. £1 f)F per npnnm. ported or delivered to nny portion of New Zealand. SUBSCRIBERS can commence at any date, and will he charged in proportion to the end of the current quarter. Notice In discontinue Rubhciiption MUST BE IN WRITING, and poMeri, or delivered io the Officp direct, addressed to the Manager. Veibal messages to tisivel *ers or Mgnnts will in no cn^e be regarded.

rule will be stiictlv adhered to.

MAIL SKKVICKB. 1889. FROM LONDON. SAN FKANCISCO. DrEECT. Leave Arrive Leave Arrive London. Anekland. Ply- New nn'iith. Zealand. June 15 July 20 July 27 Kept. 10 Jn'y 13 Aug. 17 Aujr.24 Oc-t. 8 Au£. 10 Sept. 14 Sept. 21 Nov, 5 S^pt.7 Oet.'.l2s Oct. 39 Dec 3 Oct 5 Nov. 9 Nov. 1C I)*".. 31 TO LONDON. SAN FRANCISCO DIRECT. XiPnve Arrive Leave Arrive ATickbind. London, New PlyZealand, mouth. Jnh 15 AufL. 19 Jnly2s Sept. 6 Ah'k.l'2 Sept. 16 Aum-22 Oct. 3 hept. 9 Oct. 14 Sep. 19 Oct.' 31 Oct. 7 -Ht*. 11 Oct. 17 Nov. 28 4 Dec. 9 Nov.H Dec. 25