TO THOSE OFF TO THE PARIS EXHIBITION.
■ lie was a summer rover, ' • And to France did lie pro over, And ho dwelt there Till he felt there That a Frenchman born was he ; And ho now calls Paris, Pareo. And his sister, Mary,- Marie; ' More, his 'mother. Frere, his brother, And> his lady-love, chcric.
Philadelphian (in St. Louis) : ' Will you kindly tell me where I can get a drink of water V Policeman : ' Mem f rent, I haff been only three months on dis beat.' A' Yankee has" been selling the pictures of a Miss Lothian, of London, as those of Mary Anderson. In the spurious picture, Miss Lothian " undresses herself like a society woman ;",Miss Anderson doesn't. When Stanley returns he will be ajseenNile old man. Poverty is said to be a cure for dyspepsia. ,We prefer dyspepsia ! Some are born rich, others achieve riohes, while others become journalists. He was " Claud" before he married her, and they aay he was more claw.cd afterwards. " -'" i < " I don't write for mdney,",..Baid -the poet; proudly. "Then, jn^heayen's name, what do you write for — revenged" asked the editor.
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Te Aroha News, Volume VII, Issue 383, 10 July 1889, Page 3
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186TO THOSE OFF TO THE PARIS EXHIBITION. Te Aroha News, Volume VII, Issue 383, 10 July 1889, Page 3
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