TO COOK, OR NOT TO COOK.
BEFOUE MARRIAGE. She (timidly) " Edward dear, you know I can't, cook."' lie (fervently) : (i Cook ! I should think not indeed. Who cares if yon can 'ook ' Sly dailine:, a radish and .1 ciusl shared with you would lie angel's foot? to me. You will not find me hard to j lease in that respect. Did she think I was going to let her Sfoil her dear • little hands with nasty frying-pans and thintiP. and l>uin her pretty face over fc'ie ; fiie? Did she then? Ah 1 she diJn't iaiovv her own Edwaid.
AFTER MARRIAGE, She (tearfully) : " But,lSdward dear, ' I don't know l»uw to cook, ami I thought IvLtria know." He (wrath fully) : Thon ynn ou^ht in know how to cook 5 every \vomnn ou«ht. lean tell you a man wnn Ls a decent tl in m-r when he gets lack Fiom the city ; not greasy poup, mutton like leal her, and potatoes like fos=ils. And if ]Mai iu has made a pudding like the one she s-entnp yesterday, I'll go down and make her ..eat the poisonous stuff herself. That's the way wtth you woman ; you .can t|iv.ss. ■yourselves up, lufc jvs for anything iiiseiSat" &c.~ Judy.
An agent bus no implied autlioiity in>i icaaes of sudden emer&enoy lo raise money ' and pledge the oiedlt of iu«* principal for 'its repa> merit. A mining Company waa cairied on by an agent appointed jby tin* Company jior tliat purpose. The wa^ep of tiie lahoiuers hting in airear, tiiey obtained judgnicnt jigjiinst U»b Company, and were ahemt to isMie execution a^.-iinsfc the mattsfial and plant oi the Company. In oidcr to avoid (lie execution, the ng-ent borrowed x sum of inonpy sufficient to pay .the wa&en, and it was held, in the ;il>sence u»f utiy exprt-ss authority. in tlie a^ent, the' vv^is,not,liu.^)I T e.
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Te Aroha News, Volume VI, Issue 371, 25 May 1889, Page 8
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308TO COOK, OR NOT TO COOK. Te Aroha News, Volume VI, Issue 371, 25 May 1889, Page 8
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