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Te Aroha News, Volume VI, Issue 322, 5 December 1888, Page 8

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*' Herk is a poem winch you may publish in your paper." said n yuun<* ninn, with eyes in a frenzy rollinir, as h> «nt«reH the editorial doer. " I dashed it off japidly in an idle moment, mid you will find it in a rough slate, as it were. You can make such con cut ions as > on think necessary." "Ah"! much obliged," said the editor. <( I will give. you a cheque fi»r it at on« % e." ," You are very ki»d," said (he contiibutor. " 1 will be 'delighted." " There you arc," said the editor, handing -Lin) .the cheque. "" Many thanks," exclaimed the youn« "man. "" I will bring yuu some other J)OC'IUS." When he got to the door he suddenly JuuiKed, then came back. *• u Kxcnse mo," lie Raid, " but you forgot to fill up the cheque. You h.ivu not w ntten the date nor the nmouut, nor ha\e you signed your name." ,"Oh," said the editoiv" that is all ii»ht. You t-ee I have given you a cheque in its' Jroui?h fc-tate, as it were. You can make nich collections nsyo.i think necessary."

Somebody asks : 'What is wanner t'mii a -woman's love ?' Two women's love. Gut two oi them ufti-r on, ami the heat will' be fouuJ boHiewh.it oppieMve. — "Mar}', do you know what a miracle is ?" said a lady Sundnj'-schoo] ti-aeher to one of her claps. " Yes'm ; inn eaj & il' you •don't nimryour new paison il will be a -iiiir.icle.."