A COMPLETE SUCCESS.

Te Aroha News, Volume VI, Issue 285, 28 July 1888, Page 3

A COMPLETE SUCCESS.

'* How do you like your new type writer V inquired the agent. " It's immense !" was the enthusiastic response. " I wonder how I got along without it." " Well, would you mind giving me u little testimonal to that effect ?" " Certainly not ; do it gladly." So he rolled up his sleeves, and in an inpredibly short time pounted out this : " afted Using thee automabig Bfickationn afcyp© writ,er for thre emonths an d iOver t i udhesitattinggly pronounce it prono nee it to be al ad even more than bh c Manufacture claim? for it. During the time been in our possessiono n c. i. th ree monthz ! id has more th an paid paid for itself in the Saveing oF time an d labrr"? John 1T Smith. " There you are, sir." '* Thanks," said the agent, dubiously. — JYett) York Sun. '

Every once in a while upon the streofcs of Cincinnati you meet in large letters the touching legend — "Stop and Get Your ,Sunday Bottle Filled." No such reminder is required in Auckland. 1 A young man who tried to sing bass Madesuch a horrible fasa That the rest of tuo choir Arose in its oir And fired him out of the plass. 1 Edison's Agent—Wouldn't you like to buy a phonograph? It will' store up every Jthing you say and repeat-it to you. Want 'one ? Auckland Man — No ; got a wife,