HUMOROUS.
"The' couree of true love never runs smooth," co we may depsnd upon always haviDg friction matches, As a general rule the man who makes extemporaneous speeches can give you the manuscript if you want to print it. "Well, I like a liar," observed Smith after Brown had been telling him a story. . " That is what I call egotism," returned Brown. Sarah Jane -Well, Aunt Cruzer, did you I have a nice time at the Bowlers' ? Aunt XJruzer—Nice time! Well, it's the last time I set foot in that house. Why, when I come to go they didn't even cay, ' What's me hurry.' A lawyer on one occasion was called to the bar as a witneea in a difficult case, The judge, turning toward him, remarked in a fatherly sort of way : " Come, Mr Smith, • sink the shop ' for a while and tell us the truth."
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Te Aroha News, Volume IV, Issue 197, 2 April 1887, Page 1
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147HUMOROUS. Te Aroha News, Volume IV, Issue 197, 2 April 1887, Page 1
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