MAX-HIMS, MAX-HERS, AND MAX-HITS; or, Roche-Fou-Cauld and Rouche-Fou Hot. (With and Without Sugar, and Warranted More or Less Diluted, According To Price),

Te Aroha News, Volume IV, Issue 196, 26 March 1887, Page 3 (Supplement)

MAX- H IMS, MAX-HERS, AND MAX- HITS ; or, Roche-Fou-Cauld and Rouche-Fou Hot. (With and Without Sugar, and Warranted More or Less Diluted, According To Price),

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