ALLEDGED WIT.

Te Aroha News, Volume IV, Issue 176, 30 October 1886, Page 6 (Supplement)

ALLEDGED WIT.

Expensive Canes. — Hurricanes, The hay fever is scarcely more annoying than the "Hey!" fever. The bravest bay will quail when he appears in public for the first time after he has had his hair cut by his mother. If a ship takes eight knots an houi% how long will she take to make a crochet collar 1 ? i , An editor, in noticing a n&w and splendid hearse, thinks " it will afford inu oh satisfaction to those who use it." Why should tailors always be able to please their customers ? Because it is their especial .duty to suit people. " Isn't your bill awf ully-stoep ?" inquired a spendthrifb of his tailor. 1 ' "You ought to know beat,. it was run up by you/' was the' cool reply.' ' _ f A pious old ,lady recently sent asjwe#ding presents a pair of flatir,ons, a ,rolling\'pin, and a motto M'orked on cardboard, reading, ".Fight o'n." ' ' , t , 4 ., ti , , "The need of money,"— no, we 4 wantno sfcorie^ .illustrating , that subject. "W e can-. write ,tkem ourselves, from, .experience., V Among' ihe'new^bpoks tiiat haye^ recently Jjeen lt published^^a^ one ''entitled' I" The , 4 JHistory of the Sausage. " The., managers .of : the^next ,^6g , shp^opght tp, ; gi^. ( t^> b P9 k r -> •,^;;.H!;A U^Wi* 1 * : for idiamQridr^and^d'^se^ ia order ,to i u f >