CHURCH SERVICES. SUNDAY, MAY 23, 1886. CHURCH OF ENGLAND.
Te Arolm, 11 a.m.; Te Aroha AVeRt (h c), 3 p.m. ; Waiorongomai, 7 p.m., Key. Mr Marshall.
WESLEYAN. Te Arol a, 11 a.m., Supply ; 7 p.m., Rev. Mr Dean.; 11 a.m., Rev. Mr Dean ; Weitoa, 8 p.m., Key. Mr Dean.
After wringing yonr friend's hand until he smiles all over, proceed with your btw»t of hospitality thus : "My dear fellow, if you are erer within ten miles of my house, I hope you will stay there!" A philantliropißt asked the daughter of n rich manufacturer, who employs i hundred* of men, if she ever did anything for her father's haorln. "No," was the reply, " hut I ruh mine with glycerine and outiir>ul every night. 1 ' Anxiouß Housekeeper : " But Bridget, I'm afraid, with this unexpected company at dinner th.it we shall have hard work to make lioth ends inset." Bridget : " Sure, intiiK, why not iruike one end vegetable."
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Te Aroha News, Volume III, Issue 155, 22 May 1886, Page 2
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156CHURCH SERVICES. SUNDAY, MAY 23, 1886. CHURCH OF ENGLAND. Te Aroha News, Volume III, Issue 155, 22 May 1886, Page 2
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