Philosophical Observations.
It ain't allwaya the glibest tawker that knos the most. ~ < • • v Thare's nothing that makes a. feller feel the onßirtaintees ov life more than tew slip up on a baynanor peel. ' Thare's more purswayshun in the hind legs ov a muel than in a meeting -house ful oveirmons. , • Dewd iz the asethetiek name for a phool. A muskeetoe ain't much tew look at, but it kan provok more kussedness than an animile for times its. size. The best reserpe for a wayward son iz a good mother . ' ' • Never kontraydict a woman; let some other phool dew it. Young man when u chooze a wife chooze a good dawter, then put ur best, foot formost and don't trust tew much to ProviI dense. Muskular strength ia not always ackompanied by kurage ; a ,pewny form offten possesses more bravery. > , / . 'Kind.deedu are the linkß- that, bind us to one another. I hey kom tew the konklushun that the reason a young man parts his hair in the middle is to keep his eqceeleebreum. Old maids iz useful if only tew remind us ov lost, opportewnitees. — '•' Seth How, in * N. Y. Mail and Express. \ "
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Te Aroha News, Volume III, Issue 134, 26 December 1885, Page 6
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192Philosophical Observations. Te Aroha News, Volume III, Issue 134, 26 December 1885, Page 6
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