Married Unawares.

Te Aroha News, Volume I, Issue 51, 24 May 1884, Page 5

Married Unawares.

Mr Georuf, Gerard, of Philadelphia, formerly American Consul at Cape Town, Capo of Good Hope, communicates the following amusing reminiscences of his African consular experience :—: — . " There is a very singular custom among the farmers — how to get a wife. If you desire to got married you should first make inquiry whother the lady you love has a , horse ; if so, you must ask her whether she has a horse for sale. If she says 'No,' then you had better quit the house at once. She does not like you. But if, on the contrary, sho says ' Yes ' it is a good sign, but she will ask you a very high price. If the amount named is paid on the spot, the engagement is concluded, as fully as if the marriage was consummated by the parson. "On my arrival at the Cape I did not know of this custom. I wanted to purchase a horse, and 1 was informed by an old Dutch resident that Widow Wurtzell had one to sell, and soon arrived at the door of the widow (who, by the way, was not bad looking. ) I asked her whether she had a horse to sell. She looked at me very sharp, then asked mo whether I had some letters of introduction. I said that I was the American Consul, and would pay cash for her horse, 'In that case,' said she, 'letters are not necessary.' I paid down the sum demanded ; then, after taking a cup of coffee, she sent her horse by her groom, and both accompanied me home. "On the road the groom asked me a thousand questions. ' Master,' said he, will my mistress go live with you in town, or will you como live with us? You will love my mistress, for she was very kind to my old master (laughing). Where will the wedding be (looking at me laughing)? 'Truly,' l thorght , 'the peor fellow has drank too much, or ho is an imbecile.' I felt sorry for him. When I arrived home, I found many people at my door congratulating me, not for the horse, but for the acquaintance of the widow. 'Truly,' said one, ' you have been very successful.' ' She is very rich,' said another. I really did not know what it all meant, and I began to be very uneasy, when to my great surprise, a lady alighted on my steps, and I at once recognised the widow. She very coclly asked when I desiied to have tho ceremony of the wedding performed. Then, indeed, 1 fully perceived the scrape in which 1 was, and told her frankly that it was a horse 1 wanted, and not a wife. ' What ?' said she, ' do you mean to act thus to a lady like me ? If so, I .shall send back for my horse, and will repay you.' In a few hours her groom was at my door with the money. I gladly gave back the horse, thankful to have thus escaped. A fen* weeks after, however, the widow was married ; a more ambitious man had bought her horse."