CURCH SERVICES. Next Sunday.

Te Aroha News, Volume 1, Issue 47, 26 April 1884, Page 2

CURCH SERVICES. Next Sunday.

Wesleyan.—Te Arolia, 11 a.m., Mr Betnrosc ; 630 p.m., Mr Hawkins; Te Aroha West, 3 p.m., Mr Beinrn.se ; Waiorongomai, 7 p.m., Rev. Mr Wills

Presbyterian.—To Aroha, 7 p.m., Rev. Mr Ferguson ; Waitna, 3 p.m., Rev. Mr Ferguson ; Waiorongomai, 11 a.m., Rev. Mr Ferguson.

Wisdom. — In our infancy we cut our teeth ; in our old age our teeth cut us. Sucli i« life. How to get a good wife — take a good girl and go to the minister. He who floes his best, however little, is always to be distinguished from him who does nothing. Lost wealth can be replaced by industry, knowledge by study, lost health by temperance or medicine ; but lost time is lost for ever. A recuiit return gives the number of sheep now in New Zealand as 12,238,152, as against 12,4')8,100 for last year, showing an increase of 880,046 sheep. An innkeeper observed a postillion with only one spur, and inquired the reason. " Why, what would be the use of another?" said the postillion ; "if one side of the horse goes the other cannot lag behind." The. farmer that " r.m rapidly through his property" wore a red shirt and had his brindle bull behind him. There's many a trouble Would break like a bubble, And into the waters or Lethe depart, Did we not rehearse ir, And tendeily nurse it. And give it a permanent place in the heart. There's many a sorrow Would break vanish to-morrow Were we but wiling to furnise the wings; So sadly intruding, And quietly brooding, It hatches all manner of horrible things,