amusements

Taihape Daily Times, Volume XII, Issue 3593, 4 October 1920, Page 4

amusements

town hall pictures. “THE HAYSEEDS. The last of the famous Hayseeds series under the title of “‘The Back'bloeks Show ’ ’ will be offered at usual ■prices at the Town Hall to-night and Tuesday. Let me introduce Dad: Dere folks, yew seen 'the other three pieshurs of all us Hayseeds—yew seen us at home on B'oney Creek —then yew seen | us when we all come to Sydney—then i yew seen us at the Melbourne Cup, when I won the Clg race. | now, folks, this is the last time yew ’ll see us. we got up a agrikulchural show at Stoney Creek, and me and. sum prinsipple townsfolk went tew see ther governor, and get him tew come up and open rher show, mum she ..wanted tew write and axe him, but i sed no, we can all yap better than we can write, and by cripes that’s rite too. well we went 200 and: umpteen miles tew see the govefuOr, and he sed we was his friends and the backbone of the country, and by cripes he’s rite too. ennyway up he cones two open the show, and the band was on ther stashun and they maid so much, noise he enddent hoar my speech, but everything went off fine and mrs. duggans feathers tikklod his elegancy’s nose; mum made sum fine jam and they tuk sum back with them and i gave him rnv prize cabbadge. t hey was lots of funny things happened and im not goin to spoil ther niktsbur by telling vou all —annyway we ’ll be glad to see all youso city folks four the last time to saygoodhye. yours respeckful DAD. HAYSEED.