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Taihape Daily Times, Volume XI, Issue 3514, 28 June 1920, Page 8

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Irish witnesses sometimes do give practical exhibitions of the queer sentences universally accredited to the sons of Erin's Isle, One such was endeavouring to describe to his Honour Mr Justice Cooper and a jury what he thought wag the condition of two men. In answer to Mr Moody he said. "Yes. the men were muddled with drrink, but. sure they were sober and knew what, they were doing. But one man was drunker than the other." Soon afterwards one of. the men said ho was "sprung." Endeavouring .to make his meaning .•■tear, ho stated that he was "stunned." The jury were grinning broadly, when Mr Tole asked, "Pirn. nod; what's that'?" "You know whnl that means," said Mr Moody. "When a man has taken such a considerable amount of alcoholic refreshment that ihe is, in other words, drunk." Then J a policeman lean! over to the Star re nor; <•,• and whispered: ""